I sat down at the computer to e-mail a couple of clients while I sip guzzle my morning coffee, and happen to catch a snippet of conversation going on between my “older two.” It was too good not to share.
Biggest: Miss! Don’t open that!
MissE: Why not? I just want to check.
Biggest (emphatically): Because! That’s where Mommy keeps her poopy diaper collection!!
MissE (turns to me): Why do you only have poopy diapers in your collection? What about all your necklaces?!
That girl has priorities, and jewelry top the list. Poopy diapers, not so much. Apparently, she’ll just leave that to me. Since apparently I’ve got a collection going, I’d better get to some laundry…